A little chicken humor to lighten up the day...
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that
Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it
and it still tastes like ... chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
First it builds the road ...
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer
to him on the other side.
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will
download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!)
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it
across the road in your pocket !
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it
in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the
road until you observe it on the side of your course.
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do !
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the
road, so there's no way to tell it to.
From: David McLarty firstname.lastname@example.org and email@example.com (Tom Wood)
Sonoma Valley Computer Group
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